January 2010
“That’s right, I said bumping uglies, what of it?”
– Family Guy XD
Pat Robertson...fanaticism at it's worse
For a while, I’ve been watching 700 club ocassionally. As an Atheist, it might seem weird hy, since the show is after all a christian show, but I watch it for pure entertainment. I do it to see the knew crap Pat Robertson comes up with on a daily basis. it boggles the mind how man like this can be allowed to say crazy stuff on tv. I’m a big supporter of freedom of expression,...
Bad vibes
I’m sending someone mental bad vibes cause i just don’t like it when good things happen to those who DONT deserve it, damn it life can’t you for once be fair?
New Years Resolution
yes, i actually decided to make some, shocked myself actually .
1. get a drivers permit
2. get the license and drive
3. actually try my ass of at math
4. walking my dog
5.landing a job
6.write more
7.find what i’m good at
it is quite alot but i think they’re all reachable with some drive…that i need to get, lol add that as the 8th resolution =)
Today’s date, 01-02-2010, is a palindrome; it...
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Gee…
cool, i can say i lived to see it XD
“I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.”
– Blair Waldorf (via haibaraeurydice)
Coupling (Season 1 Episode 4)
Jane: He said he loved you?
Susan: It's what men do when there's a gap in the conversation. They hate silence, it makes them feel guilty. Pause for a second and they ask you what's wrong, two seconds and they ask if you've got your period, three seconds and they love you.
Coupling should be knwon in USA
STEVE: What is this?
SUSAN: It's a cushion.
STEVE: Right. Yes. Thank you for that. Very informative. [to Jeff] You got any of these?
JEFF: No.
STEVE: Of course you haven't. [to junior shop assistant] You. Are you married? Living with anyone?
JUNIOR SHOP ASSISTANT: No.
STEVE: Got any of these?
JUNIOR SHOP ASSISTANT: No.
STEVE: Of course not. Okay! [to the women] You bring these things into our homes. They sit on our chairs. They watch our televisions. Now, I just need to know, on behalf of all men everywhere, I just need to ask, please... What are they for? I mean, look at them! Look at the chubby little bastards! Just sitting around everywhere! What are they, pets for chairs? [to shop assistants] Come on, you sell them. What are they for?
JUNIOR SHOP ASSISTANT: Well...
SENIOR SHOP ASSISTANT: You sit on them.
STEVE: Ah! Ha ha ha! You see, that's where you're wrong! Nobody sits on them. Okay, watch this. Here's the cushion. I'm putting it on the sofa. Now watch me. I'm stting down. And what do I do on my final approach? I - oh! - move the cushion! You see? It's not involved! It's not part of the whole sitting process. It just lies there. It's fat litter! It's a sofa parasite!
JANE: It's, you know... padding.
STEVE: Oh, padding! Now, that's interesting, Jane. See, I like padding. If I was, say, an American Football player, and all those big bastards running at me, I would say "give me some of that padding and be quick about it." If my job involved bouncing down jagged rocks I would say "in view of those jagged rocks down there, I'll have some of that padding, thank you very much." But Susan, Sally, Jane, this is a sofa. It is designed by clever scientists in such a way as to shield the unprotected user from the risk of skin abrasions, serious head trauma, and, of course... [drops behind sofa, then sticks head out] ..Daleks. Trust me girls, trust me on this one: you do not need padding to tackle upholstery. So please - once and for all, tell me why on Earth you would want me to sit on one of these?
SUSAN: Because, if you pressed it firmly against your bottom, it might stop you talking!
My 2009 in review
My Year in Review, it’ long so sit tight
1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before? actually got called for a job interview, i didnt get it, but i finally got a call back atleast! haha 2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I don’t kid myself, I never even attempt tomake them because i know i wont follow through.
3. Did...